Sunday, August 11, 2019

Summertime Tidbits #3


by Chris McGinty of AccordingToWhim.com
I hear a lot about the era of no child made to feel bad, but I’m not sure to what extent that goes. Is there still such thing as summer school? I know that I spent much of my end of the school year time fearing that I would have to go to summer school so I wouldn’t be held back a year. It’s a no win situation. You either lose your summer, or you spend a whole extra year in school. There was no way of just sort of catching up the next year.

As I alluded to in a previous post, I didn’t graduate high school. I would have if I could have home schooled early and often. Once I started home schooling, I actually happily spent a number of my summer days doing school work. I did so much better learning on my own. My problem was ultimately that there were lost transcripts, and so I ended up taking a couple of classes twice, and couldn’t get it counted as credit when the transcripts were finally found a couple of years later.

One of the odd things about being young is your lack of perspective on how far things are away. This happened twice for me, both times involving my friend Adam. Adam lived on the other side of town from me, but it was really about a twenty minute bike ride. During the summer I only saw him when we arranged to sleep over, because I had the mistaken belief that going to his place involved a car ride. Years later, I was married, a new father, and had a car; and Adam lived two hours from me, since I’d moved away. I realize now that it wasn’t really that far to drive. At the time, it felt like I could only really go visit Adam once every month or so. Nathan said something similar in this post.

Nathan talked about “Midnight Madness” in that post and I have a story about that movie. I told Nathan about it on one of the videos we did at the start of the summer, but I don’t think it’s up yet. I had a friend, JJ, who lived two houses down and we both really like that movie. It’s just this odd comedy that might not impress today’s audience, but at the age I first saw it, it really captured my imagination in a good way. I think it captured JJ’s attention too, because of his reaction to the birthday clue hunt that we convinced my mom, with the help of JJ’s mom, to do for my birthday.

In the movie, the characters are given clues that take them around the city, and they get into all kinds of wild adventures. For my birthday party, we got clues that took us all around the neighbourhood. They did two different clue hunts, one for the kids my age, and one for the teenagers, like JJ’s brother. The teenagers had to go all the way up to the high school to find one of the clues, which put them at a disadvantage to winning. Ours was maybe over a little too quickly, and JJ later told me that he was expecting so much more out of it. He thought that it might actually involve our moms driving us places, but I think the problem logistically with that is that there were a lot of kids whose parents expected them to be somewhere near my house.

There are a couple of cover songs that I’m going to throw into the mix here, because they’re covers that I’m very familiar with, as opposed to just finding covers. With the Summertime Funtime music, I wanted to showcase songs that actually came to mind easily for me or Nathan. I didn’t want to go find a bunch of stuff that I don’t have a connection to. This first one is a two-parter of sorts, but the second part plays into the summer theme.



Type O Negative – Summer Breeze/Set Me on Fire

JJ and I also got the idea one week to use my dad’s lawnmower and go mow some lawns. I wish that I could say that this was a tale of kids showing great initiative and saving up large amounts of money, but it’s really not. We found one woman who said she would pay us to mow her lawn. She was willing to pay us $10, which was actually really good for 1985, and JJ and I split it. I did the front yard. He did the backyard.

The first problem with this is that we got shot down at the next couple of houses, and we decided to do some more prospecting the following weekend after we mowed her lawn again, as we were supposed to do it once a week for the summer.

The second problem was that JJ didn’t feel like doing it the next weekend, and he convinced me that we should do it the next week. In my mind, she wouldn’t be upset, because grass doesn’t grow that much in a week.

The third problem was that the next weekend my mom wanted to go to the mall in Modesto, which had better stores than the mall in Merced. You see, the mall in Merced only had one level, where the mall in Modesto was more like the mall in “Stranger Things 3.” Oops, sorry Nathan, you haven’t gotten that far yet. I told my mom I needed to go mow the woman’s lawn first, but she told me I’d have to do it another time. And JJ had already expressed that he was no longer interested, so I couldn’t get him to do it.

Finally, I showed up three weekends after she had first hired us, and she informed me that she had someone else to mow her lawn. I tried to explain what had happened, but she said, “I’m sorry. I have someone else to mow now.”

I was making a compilation CD back in 2005, the summer that Miguel and Nathan were happily married (not to each other, I should have use an Oxford comma, or something) and I was miserably getting divorced again. I stayed over at my friend Matt’s for a weekend just to have someplace to stay that wasn’t my soon to be former home. He allowed me to make a couple of CDs on his computer, and I made one called “Killing Time Perpetually.” The loose theme that each song needed was that it had to be about killing, some sort time frame, or eternity (e.g. VNV Nation “Perpetual,” “to stand as never ending light” The Killers “Somebody Told Me,” “that I had in February of last year”). The quintessential song for this compilation was “Hotel California” by The Eagles. “They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast,” “we haven’t had that spirit here since 1969,” and “you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.”

Speaking of 1969.

Bryan Adams – Summer of ‘69

"That's not a cover, Chris." "Sorry, forgot my own theme."

I also wanted “The Boys of Summer” on the compilation, but I decided to go with The Ataris version, because I liked it and wanted to become more familiar with it.

The Ataris – Boys of Summer

At that time, I was hanging out with a guy from work who was about twelve years younger than me who was introducing me to the new metal of the 2000s. He loaned me some music and I loaned him some music. Spotify and YouTube on your smartphone wasn’t so much a thing then, so we loaned each other CDs. I know, archaic. In the early phase of loaning CDs loaned him “Astronaut” by Duran Duran, “Disintegration” by The Cure, and the “Killing Time Perpetually” compilation. He was largely underwhelmed by most of it, but he was particularly disturbed by the fact that I followed The Ataris with “Hotel California.” I had to explain to him that the original “Boys of Summer” was sung by the same guy who sang “Hotel California.” By the way, it’s actually an interesting coincidence that of all the Duran Duran CDs I could have loaned him, I loaned him one that would be referenced in another Summertime Funtime post. The album was less than a year old at the time, so it makes sense that I was listening to it a lot, but what are the chances?

Chris McGinty is a blogger who writes for the According To Whim blog. The blog is going well, but really the best days of the blog were back in the summer of ’69. That may be a Type O.


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